Things My Kid Said This Week

Things My Kid Said This Week — pick your age band. Tap what you’ve heard. Send the screenshot.

A 5×5 bingo card of the brainrot lexicon your kid has been depositing at the dinner table. Pick the age band. Tap what you’ve already heard this week. The card tells you how cooked you are, and then you forward the screenshot to the group chat with no caption.

Pretending I don't know what it means is no longer working.

rizz

the 6 7 hand thing

skippity toilet

no cap

sang the chant in the bath

screamed "chicken jockey" in public

sigma face in every photo

Trippi Troppi

bro

Tralalero Tralalá

Lirilì Larilà

bussin

I have no idea what they're saying

skibidi

Cappuccino Assassino

gyatt

called me bro

asked if I have aura

Boneca Ambalabu

Tung Tung Tung Sahur

"six seven" out loud

Ohio

corrected my pronunciation

Chimpanzini Bananini

chicken jockey

They speak a new language now. BINGO.

Still online with reality. Suspiciously so. Are they ok.

Ages 5–8 Ages 9–12 Ages 13–15

Pick your kid’s age band.